Posted by: Susan | April 20, 2008

The Best Tips For Surviving a Crisis (Part 2)

As promised, here is the next installment of the list:

  • Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
  • Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
  • The facts, though interesting, aren’t always enough.
  • The world gets a little better each day — and worse in the evening.
  • The careful application of terror is also a means of communication.
  • Not one shred of evidence exists that life is serious.
  • Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
  • The other line always moves faster until you get in it.
  • Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
  • A stitch in time saves two in the bush.

 

There, now, wasn’t that worth the wait?

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